June 2011
This will never get old
swanypants:
when you have guests over
YOUR MOM’S LIKE
BUT WHEN YOUR GUESTS LEAVE, SHE’S LIKE
give me first names, and i'll tell you about...
Elementary math problems are weird.
meowiemeow:
“I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now?”
Oh, I don’t know, DIABETES MAYBE?
movies vs. reality
MOVIES:
REALITY:
I wonder if anyone checks my tumblr daily.
Hi it's tumblr tuesday and you can ask me wildly...
cosmicsoundwaves:
yeah but i bet no body will.
that moment when your butt eats your underwear
Message me a number
motherfuckingkidsx:
1 - What I find attractive in girls/boys. 2 - Where I would like to live. 3 - One of the things I am proud of. 4 - One of my insecurities. 5 - My childhood career choice. 6 - My favorite ice cream. 7 - What turns me on. 8 - One of my bad habits. 9 - Who I wish I could be. 10- Where I want to be right now. 11 - The last thing I ate. 12 - Sexiest person that comes to my mind...